it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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