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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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