i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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