he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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