Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
As shirtless as possible
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
