Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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