Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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