I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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