Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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