I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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