its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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