i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Will exercising make me less horny?
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