spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize