BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Someone shattered a urinal.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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