Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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