i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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