she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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