covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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