yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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