this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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