After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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