can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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