Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
