The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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