If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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