Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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