Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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