I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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