If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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