school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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