Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I will be naked everywhere
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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