the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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