Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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