turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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