i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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