Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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