Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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