508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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