I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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