Your tits are I can't wait for
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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