hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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