Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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