Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
