I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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