Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Floor bacon is actually really good
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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