I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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