you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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