ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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