Don't you send me to vm
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
