plz talk dirty to me
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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