"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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