So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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