Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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