i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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