Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Randomize
