i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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